В жизни бывают ситуации, когда даже русского отборного мата не хватает, чтобы объяснить "тому-то" "это самое". Представляю вам просто фразы и просто ругательства. Но всё на латыни. (С переводом на английский.) в коментах прошу не использовать
- Latin Swearing — English Translation
- Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: "Te futueo et equum tuum"]– Screw you and the horse you rode in on
- Cunnus — Cunt
- Irrumator — Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio)
- Leno — Pimp
- Flocci non faccio — I don’t give a damn
- Mihi irruma et te pedicabo — Give me head and I’ll ass fuck you
- Mentula — Penis
- Meretrix — Prostitute
- Bovis stercus — Bull shit
- Spucatum tauri — Bull shit
- Es stultior asino — You are dumber than an ass
- Dorme mecum — Sleep with me
- Es scortum obscenus vilis — You are a vile, perverted whore
- Es mundus excrementi — You are a pile of shit
- Cupis homines — You crave men
- Bibe semen meum — Swallow (drink) my cum
- Bibe semen meum e baculo — Swallow (drink) my cum from a cup
- Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: "Pallas meas lambe!"] — Lick my balls
- Es stercus! — You shit!
- Moecha Putida — Dirty slut
- Canis filius — Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog)
- Podex perfectus es — You’re a complete asshole
- Futue te ipsum! — Go fuck yourself!
- Stercorem pro cerebro habes — You have shit for brains
- Caput tuum in ano est — You have your head up your ass
- Perite — Fuck off!
- Impudens es leno — You shameless pimp
- Vacca stulta — You stupid cow
- Vescere bracis meis — Eat my shorts
- Tu scronium es — You are a whore
- Androgynus — Hermaphrodite
- Caput stercoris — Shithead (lit. head of shit)
- Mentulam Caco — I shit on your prick
- Obesus porcus — Fat pig
- Cupio te meam mentulam sugare — I want you to suck my dick
- Matris futuor — Mother fucker
- Te odeo, interfice te cochleare — I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
- Matris Prolapsus — Bitch
- Filius Nolius — Bastard (lit. nobody’s son)
- Furcifer — Gallows-meat
- Crucifer — A person who carries his own cross
- Ad nauseam — To sickness
- O tempora! O mores! — Oh, the times! Oh, the customs!
- Stercus accidit — Shit happens
- Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! — This boy is the stupidest of all!
- O di immortales! — Good heavens!
- Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! — Not worth a rat’s ass!
- Vescere bracis meis. — Eat my shorts
- Fac ut vivas. — Get a life.
- Qui vir odiosus! — What a bore!
- Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? — How do you get your hair to do that?
- De gustibus non est disputandum. — There’s no accounting for tastes.
- Tum podem extulit horridulum — You are talking shit
- Potes meos suaviari clunes — You can kiss my ass.
- Saltatrix tonsa — Drag queen (lit. "shaved dancing-girl")
- Lupa — Prostitute (lit. "she-wolf")
- Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? — When did the assholes make you their king?
- Lupa — Slut
- Cacator — Shitter
- Plenus stercoris es — You are full of shit
- Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem — In the good old days, children like you
- were left to perish on windswept crags.
- Apudne te vel me? — Your place or mine?
- Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris — If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
- Cepe indicum — Take a hint
- Derideo te! — I laugh at you!
- Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? — Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
- Fabriacate diem, punk — Make (my) day, punk
- Fac ut vivas — Get a life
- Apudne te vel me? — Your place or mine?
- Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? — Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
- Obesa cantavit — The fat lady has sung
- Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit — It isn’t over until it’s over
- Illegitimi non carborundum — Don’t let the bastards burn you
- Labra lege — Read my lips
- Lege atque lacrima — Read ‘em and weep
- Morologus es! — You’re talking like a moron!
- Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo — Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
- Noli nothis permittere te terere — Don’t let the bastards get you down.
- Nullo modo — No way
- Puto vos esse molestissimos — I think that you are very annoying
- Qualem blennum! — What a doofus!
- Qualem muleirculam! — What a bimbo!
- Quisque comoedus est — Everybody’s a comedian
- Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? — How long are you going to abuse our patience?
- Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? — How do you get your hair to do that?
- Radix lecti — Couch potato
- Raptus regaliter — Royally screwed
- Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! — Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
- Scio vos esse molestissimos — I know that you are very troublesome
- Stultus est sicut stultus facit — Stupid is as stupid does
- Tace atque abi — Shut up and go away
- Ut si! — As if!
- Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant — May barbarians invade your personal space
- Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant — May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
- Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant — May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
- Vacca foeda — Dirty cow
- Vae! — Damn!
- Viri sunt Viri — Men are slime
- Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! — Gross and putrid monster!
- Faciem durum cacantis habes — You have the face of a man with severe constipation
- Mala pituita nasi — Nasty nasal drippings!
- Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. — Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business.
- Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare. — If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.
- Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. — Always in the shit, just the depth that varies.
- Varium et semper mutabile femina — Women have fickle temperaments
- Commodum habitus es — You have just been owned
- Canis matrem tuam subagiget — Dog has desecrated your mother
- Hic erit in lecto fortissimus — He is Hercules in the sack
- Asinus Stultissimus — Dumbass (lit. "Very stupid donkey")
- Caput tuum in ano est — Your head is in your ass
- Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere — How do you get your hair to do that?
- Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat — He loves whatever girl is present.
- Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus — Behave as your brother does.
- Tuam matrem feci — I did your mother
- A tergo — In the ass
- Fili mei boni — Sounds like feel my boner
- Scio erit in lecto fortissimus — I am Hercules in the sack.
- Filius tu canis et cameli — You are the son of a dog and a camel
- Nothus homo — Bastard (of a known father)
- Spurius — Bastard (of a unknown father)
Ну и для тех, кто даже английский плохо понимает!
- Scrofa stercorata et pedicosa – "Грязная и завшивевшая свинья"
- Stultus stultorum rex – "Тупейший из тупых"
- Stultus stulta loquitur – "Тупица тупицу учит"
- Cacator – "Засранец"
- Tuam matrem feci" – "Е…л твою мамашу"
- A tergo" – "В жопе"
- Perite" – "Отъ…ись"
- Futue te ipsum! – "Трахни себя сам"
- Podex perfectus es" – "Ты полная задница!"
- Bibe semen meum" – "Отсоси"
- Mentulam Caco" – "Сраный х…"
- Stercus accidit – "Вот дерьмо" (?)
- Potes meos suaviari clunes – "Поцелуй меня в зад"
- Faciem durum cacantis habes – "У тебя рожа, как у страдающего запором либо у тебя лицо человека, страдающего острыми запорами"
- Caput tuum in ano est – "У тебя голова в жопе" либо "У тебя вместо головы жопа"
- Es stultior asino – "Ты глупее осла"
- Canis matrem tuam subagiget – "Псы имели твою мамашу" либо "Твою мать трахнул пёс" (в смысле дефлорировал).
- Vacca stulta – "Тупая корова либо грязная корова"
- Nothus homo, а также Spurius – "Сукин сын" (первоначально о ребёнке от неизвестного отца).
- Filius tu canis et cameli – "Ты сын собаки и верблюда"
- Scio erit in lecto fortissimus – "В постели я Геракл" (видимо, образно, дословно – "силён")
- Asinus Stultissimus – "Тупой осёл"
- Hic erit in lecto fortissimus – "Он в постели Геракл" (см. 21)
- Commodum habitus es – "Тебя только что поимели"
- Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat – "Всё время в дерьме, только глубина меняется"
- Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare – "Если ты меня спросишь, то лучше насри на себя" (дословно, как это олитературить?..)
- Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem – "Прочь, плебеи! Я на государственном задании (на службе)"
- Mala pituita nasi – "Отвратительные сопли"
- Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! – "Толстое вонючее чудовище!"
- Viri sunt Viri – "Мужчины – дрянь"
- Vae! – "Чёрт!, Б*я!"
- Tace atque abi – "Заткнись и проваливай"
- Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? – "Ну и долго ты собираешься испытывать наше терпение?"
- Qualem muleirculam! – "Ну и тёлка!"
- Puto vos esse molestissimos – "Кажется, ты меня уже достал"
- Noli nothis permittere te terere – "Не позволяй ублюдкам принижать тебя"
- Morologus es! – "Ты идиот (слабоумный)"
- Labra lege – "Читай по губам"
- Mihi irruma et te pedicabo – "Иди сюда, и я надеру тебе зад"
Я надеюсь, что люди, если и не перестанут ругаться (только в крайнем случае, конечно), то будут делать это немного культурнее.